May 2011
May 31st
You don't even deserve me.
I’m not going to be one of those girls who chase you around because I love you. I’m not going to be one of those people who you can easily fool with your lies and bullshit. I’m not going to be one of those bitter bitches who can’t seem to let you go. I am letting you go right now, because just like you said - I’m strong and I’m beautiful. And you ain’t...
May 31st
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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thegreatskadoosh asked: Can you tell me real soon if you guys are planning to watch the HP 7 finale? :D
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I enabled my ask button.
Not that I can answer with anything interesting.
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May 28th
NEW FAVORITE QUOTE
swingingonmonkeybars: ‎”When people hurt you over and over, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.” - Chris Colfer
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Empire Magazine’s Harry Potter Celebration:
jerkerella: rainyseptembers: (Source: deardarkness.tumblr.com) Why are the Malfoys so pretty. *o* Random thoughts: Voldy looks different with a nose Hagrid’s quite… clean and Dumby not so old I love how Ginny is just part of “The Friends” The Marauders are missing Prongs - and no spread for James & Lily? WAIT WAIT was that Lucius? HAHAHA This post totally made...
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"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a...
courtjesster: r0se-tyler-in-the-impala: lieutenantleopard: beckersher: ithinkyoucallmesexy: moral-highground: yougotredonyou: nicklex: hannahisdead: oh my god BEST JOKE.    
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Listenpaulinethequeen: TOO ADORABLE!!!!! ...
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“And on and on, I ramble through my vault of used-up sayings. But I’m...”
– Coasting, EDGES
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The world is quiet here.: Envy. →
theguiltyone: I envy how some people go through heartbreaks very easily. I see them with a new partner in a very short amount of time after their breakup. I wonder how they cope with the thought that what was once yours, isn’t yours anymore. I wonder if they cry every night, just before they go to sleep, with…
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“There’s a reason I said I’d be happy alone. It wasn’t because I thought I’d be...”
– Meredith Grey; Grey’s Anatomy Season 7 Episode 22 (submitted by i-get-around)
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